Avoiding rear-end collisions since 1971

Some soldiers need the thrill of evasive action when they get back stateside.  This particular central Mass. veteran has successfully avoided a “firefight” from his/her tailgaters for over 40 years:


Ordinarily I’d feel safer with metal bumpers, but only if the designer was smart enough to keep the gas tank safely away from possible impact.  The vet who drives this must have nerves of steel to match his/her bumpers.