Someone needs to tell this person that we’re supposed to keep Worcester’s firewood in Worcester. It oughtn’t be travelling the region as a replacement bumper.
If he/she were truly as “bad ass” as they claim to be, they’d have bolted a steel girder back there instead of a log. Worcester’s got a lot of spare girders piling up on Worcester Center Boulevard, and they’re ALB-proof.
There are folks with day-glo vests and binoculars tree-gazing on Rattlesnake Hill today. If they find any Asian Longhorned Beetles, I’m blaming the jamoke in the log-mobile.
Nicole, Worcester 
Do you think that thing will make it past the city limits?
Maybe it’s Oak or Pine.