But I feel that it’s justified because I am short.
On what planet is Joff Smith 5’10”?
I know it’s a stretch for me to say I’m 5’3″, when I’m probably 5’2″, but I don’t wear heels, so I figure it’s a wash.
But, Joff, you look like my brother and you’re about as tall as my brother. And there’s no way my brother is 5’10”!
Also — I hope that’s a working phone number for Joff. I am so calling him the next time I watch Zardoz at three in the morning.
(The last is a joke. I have young children. I can barely roll out of bed at 6:30am, never mind think that I can be up in the middle of the night and still function.)
(And, yes, I’m just trying to figure out how many times it will take for me to mention my new favorite-movie-of-all-time-excluding-Octopussy before someone who reads this watches it and personally thanks me for introducing it to them.)