There may be some deeper life lessons to be learned from these cautionary signs in Auburn.
Here’s my take:
1. Boys in Auburn run really fast near busy roadways. They’re probably chasing girls.
2. Girls in Auburn really, really REALLY want to escape and will launch themselves toward the open windows of your car as you drive past.
3. Auburn boys need to keep a firm grasp on their womenfolk to keep them from trying to flee town.