The Most Bizarre Thing I Said All Weekend

I was talking with a family member (who shall remain anonymous) on Sunday afternoon, and he told me that the Mustard Seed was comparatively slow on Friday night, and was asking me if I’d encountered a similar drop in numbers at the food pantry where I volunteer.

“No,” I said, “on the contrary.” 

And then I thought a little more. 

“Well, maybe they were all at the Republican convention.”